when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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