everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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