who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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