if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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