We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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