im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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