Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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