Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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