Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
how drunk are you?
Several
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
