I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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