i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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