Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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