omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
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Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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