i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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