went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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