Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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