I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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