I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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