i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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