Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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