This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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