508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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