he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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