ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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