My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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