Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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