If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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