my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Found the puke drawer
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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