Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
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he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment