listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
