I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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