Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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