so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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