She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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