My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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