tell your sister to shave her snatch
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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