She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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