i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
there was a trapeze. enough said
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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