let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I think your dad took our porno
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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