If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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