Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
