white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
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The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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