they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he fucked my hip out of place.
did i walk over a car last night?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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