I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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