Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking