It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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