i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
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