Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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