I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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