I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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