like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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