why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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