So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Your dad touched me again.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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