I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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